The Ebonics Twins

Subject: *EVERYTHING*
10:49:40 03/31/03 Mon (168.184.90.10)
From: "Trice and Cape"
(BlackPrincess59@hotmail.com)
(Cape1986@hotmail.com)
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

first of all, the zoom zoom thing was funny as hell. Da thing wit da candy bar was jus a lil DISTURBING u havent gotten any pussy lately have you ? You certainly have absolutely no life if u sit at home and crack on other commercials...it kinda looks like the ONLY WAY you would have sex was if u WERE to give her two diamonds. LOL There are also alot of places where ppl cant write checks...AND ONLY STUPID WHITE PPL WOULD GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEIR ID'S SORRY TO SAY BUT THE TRUTH HURTS... the guy in the tattoo commercial was not ugly. The cingular wireless explanation was GAY if ure gonna crack..crack to where ppl will understand...it might help..and people like OLIVE GARDEN!
well nice talkin to ure sick ass LOL we'll holla or should i put it in white term...WE'll HOLLER at u later
your lovely email senders
cape and tricey
HOLLA=HOLLER (white people)

A little gratitude

Dude, I am a professional voice-over 'artist' (why can't they come up with
a better name for that?) and I have to say that I enjoy this website
tremendously, as well as your sense of humor. Thanks for letting me vent
on your forum from time to time, I really appreciate it. I'll stop there
lest I be labeled an "asskisser".

Have a great day & good luck with your career in creative services.

ann

I bet she lost

Subject: question.
From: Jen
Date:Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:10:15 -0600

Have you ever heard of a commercial for a Chicago insurance agency where a giant chicken lays an egg on the top of a car and the girls get out of the car and say, "Look at those low rates"?  If you have could you send me the name of the company...I'm trying to win a bet!
 
Thanks
Jen

Your Website

Nathan,

Stumbled across your website - I had to leave - my sides hurt from
laughing (my wife thought I was having some kind of attack). Thanks for
brightening my day.

Brian M. Coleman