funny junk

hey nathan,

i came across your website by accident, but i'm so glad i did because i laughed so hard.  so hilarious.  thanks for the laughs.

katrina

Excellent Site

Dude!

Your web site is fantastic! I agree with you -- so
many ads are just so stupid.

My favorite BS expression is "all-new". Is that
better than just "new"?

Like the "all-new Honda Civic". What does it have,
five wheels and a periscope?

And "crispy". Is that better than "crisp"?

Rock on!

-- Mark Calandra

Hey Nathan, I was surfing the internet on this extremely cold and boring night and I came across your site. May I say its very interesting. I sort of find it funny that your slamming the commercials that havent bugged me nearly as much as GEICO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though I havent looked threw the whole site yet i think your missing the most obvious commercials! GEICO is almost the only commercial that makes me wish i could afford to break my TV everytime I see one of those ads!

I do find your site "hateful" but not at all offensive on any level. Lets face it the whole bad is good trend is a big part of the 21st century. I got a huge kick out of what you had to say about the Femring. I dont know how im going to eat an egg for awhile without thinking of scrammbled "overies" instead.

Keep up the entertaining ranting,

Jon

Spokane, WA

gracias

Enjoyed your site -- I think that Lamisil ad was just about the worst ever!

Thanks,

~Holly

Jet Jockeys are just Dorks with Gorilla Penises.....

I know you don't need me to tell you this but that was a well-written and funny response to dreamweavercatcher. I cyberstumbled onto your website while searching another variable but had a terrific giggle when I read your letter. 

It has always seriously confused my that anyone could make these great sweeping assumptions about people they meet (or whose site they've viewed)on the net and then believe to be God's own truth that which is merely their unsupported opinion. This is a person that teaches aspiring pilots to fly F15s???? Well, it may be just my unsupported opinion, but that's some scary shit. I wonder what he does on his leisure time..... oh yeh! he writes abusive letters to people he thinks he knows so well. Wonderful. As I said, scary shit.....

Anyhoo, I enjoyed your site and whether it's worth anything or not, I don't think your site has you coming-off as a "lonely pretty boy punk" but just as another person who is utilizing the internet to express himself in a rather creative way. Of course, I don't teach people to fly F15s nor am I a pilot. I'm just a lowly ol' air navigator on the C130 hercules. Done 4 tours and am in-line to do another. Those jet jockeys? They're a breed unto themselves......

By the way, the subject line is just my own sweeping assumption about jet jockeys. And Gorillas? About the size of a pencil the last time I watched National Geographic.

- Ken Stewart

nifty

Name: MS.Nifty
Subject: nifty

i want to let all you people no that i invented nifty lift and i will show all of you how i did itgood