Monday, March 31, 2003

The Ebonics Twins

Subject: *EVERYTHING*
10:49:40 03/31/03 Mon (168.184.90.10)
From: "Trice and Cape"
(BlackPrincess59@hotmail.com)
(Cape1986@hotmail.com)
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

first of all, the zoom zoom thing was funny as hell. Da thing wit da candy bar was jus a lil DISTURBING u havent gotten any pussy lately have you ? You certainly have absolutely no life if u sit at home and crack on other commercials...it kinda looks like the ONLY WAY you would have sex was if u WERE to give her two diamonds. LOL There are also alot of places where ppl cant write checks...AND ONLY STUPID WHITE PPL WOULD GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEIR ID'S SORRY TO SAY BUT THE TRUTH HURTS... the guy in the tattoo commercial was not ugly. The cingular wireless explanation was GAY if ure gonna crack..crack to where ppl will understand...it might help..and people like OLIVE GARDEN!
well nice talkin to ure sick ass LOL we'll holla or should i put it in white term...WE'll HOLLER at u later
your lovely email senders
cape and tricey
HOLLA=HOLLER (white people)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow....just wow.....

Anonymous said...

Here's what they really meant:

fust uh all, de zoom zoom doodad wuz funny as hell. Da doodad wit da kindy bar wuz jus some lil DISTURBING u gotsnt gotsten any pussy lately gots ya' ? You's certainly gots absolutely no life if u sit at crib and crack on oda' commercials...it kinda looks likes de ONLY WAY ya' would gots sex wuz if u WERE t'cut ha' two diamonds. LOL Dere is also alot uh places where ppl kint scribble checks...AND ONLY STUPID WHITE PPL WOULD GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEIR ID'S SORRY TO SAY BUT THE TRUTH HURTS... de dude in de tattoo commercial wuz not ugly. Slap mah fro! De cin'ular wireless 'esplanashun wuz GAY if ure gonna crack. Ya' know?.crack t'where ppl gots'ta dig it...it might help. Jes hang loose, brud..and sucka's likes OLIVE GARDEN! Right on! well supa fine rapin t'ure sick ass LOL we'll holla o' should ah' put it in honky term. WORD!..WE'll HOLLER at u later yo' lovely email drowers cape and tricey HOLLA=HOLLER (honky sucka's)

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