Friday, October 31, 2003

Great site

It is after one am here in mass and I stumbled onto your site.  I havent laughed so hard in a long long time. Bookmarked it, and i plan to be a regular.  There are so many stupid commercials, this is a great outlet for us frustrated tv junkies :) Its been a pleasure.

Tootles

- mommie.homieg

Wednesday, October 29, 2003

are there any Commercials you like?

Dear Nathan

I'm a big fan of your site .i love it,i love it, i love it.
me an my cousin look at this site about 2 year ago and we
visite every once in a wile and i have to tell you it's funny.
i love making fun of thing any way.i did kinda want to know
if there may be some advertisments you may like?
i don't like the fem-products or dad is stupid and
mom know's better commercials .so we have elements
of bad ones so what are in your opion what are elemnts
of a good one.well you have a good day.

David

Sunday, October 26, 2003

bullshit commercials

I'm loving it??  What the hell, loving that Mcdonalds makes your ass fat and clogs your arteries, be more specific..

And Rally's, you got to eat??  Yeah you're a fucking mammal what else are you going to do.  Don't eat their shit that's for sure.

And American Idol fucking advertising Ford cars during the show??  And it's always some cheap shit they wouldn't drive if they did become the American Idol and had some money.  Yeah they drove that shit to the auditions, lol.

And that old ass Life-Arrest commercials.. So disrespectful to old ladies we know they fall down on their wrinkled ass when they're alone we don't have to be reminded of it.

And those fucking tampon commercials.  Like your nasty ass is going to wear white slacks while you're on your period.  Yeah right, you're wearing a black thong that we can see peeping out of your jeans every other day of the month ...

Christopher Kendalls

Saturday, October 18, 2003

help find commercial

Hey what happening - I loved ur site & only wished that u can help me
further my search & finding a commercial in which i was in with legendary great
'New York knick' player Walt Frazier in between the years 1972 - 1974 -
commercial was about has faded my mind i was about age 14
I tried many sites driving myself crazy until no ends - Could u tell me
how i can find search a commercial or if there's some other Data bank which
would be helpful for me to locate this commercial
Thz U - Craig

Friday, October 17, 2003

i love sarcasm

This website is hilarious.  Are the letters you post on your site for real, because I cannot BELIEVE there are people out there taking the time to write such angry and idiotic letters!  And WHY are there so many people out there who cannot spell or even phrase a sentence correctly (come on people, spell check is easy!)  I agree that you're pretty cute, but don't worry, I'm not going to stalk you.   

Shana

Sunday, October 05, 2003

A big-ass rave for you

WOW, i just finished reading the piece you wrote for the main page at CIH, the "Totally Unrelated Rant" about file-sharing, and i am here at my computer shouting at the screen, "He's right! He's right!" Glad i'm the only one home...
Anyway, that is about the best point made for the consumer's side of the argument that i've ever read. Excellent. Mind if i use it when needed?
The whole thing pisses me off anyway. My dad is an artist/musician, and trust me, if he were famous and thought anyone liked his stuff enough to download it, he'd be thrilled! It would make his day. But that's just my dad, and he rocks anyway.
I'm done...have a good evening.
VH1 can kiss CIH's ass, by the way. Someone over there needs a life.
--beth pope

Friday, October 03, 2003

A lovely response.

Responding to the lovely post by the
Queen of stupid. princess_batgirl@hotmail.com

After writing my opinions I hadnt realized her post was from 1998. Knowing that I wouldnt have written this at all, however I did. So read it.

This email still has me laughing, I'm serious. I teared up. This girl is perhaps biggest weiner I've ever seen. (Not seen, rather spent valuable time reading her bullshit ramblings.) I know you obviously already know all this, however I like relating to people as you enjoy 'fans' or people that worship the ground you walk apon. So as you did I will pick apart this ridiculous email, sharing my wonderful opinions.

I'll start with the link she left. I cant tell if she's gushing about an actor or something on the site, the Romeo person who she regularly mentions, I cant tell if she's 8 or 12. Im wondering what possess a little girl who (quoting you) 'likes 12 year old singers that sing about sex' to even express an opinion on this page. She should grow up just a touch before I could even respect a word from her mouth, she's making a complete fool of herself. Correct me if I'm wrong, or stop reading if you Nathan, disagree.

I'm not even going to begin on how she refers to you as a racist or something along those lines. In this day and age people can never take anything right. If you even look at someone wrong your discriminating. Its getting to the point where we cant even bring up people of other races or religions. Everyone should take a deep breath, pop an asprin and calm the fuck down, not taking everthing so seriously.

Next.

Hahahhahaha-
'And as for other commercials, you have no taste'

Alright, I cant let this one slide. Lets put some things down (taking this purely from her site) a few little things that are to her 'taste' (Things under her 'Other 'Phat' links selection) Nickolodeon, Sony, Something called 'playsite' which Im too terrified to click on. Not to mention that her whole site is worshipping the 12 year old, that I still cant figure out who he is, besides the fact that he's 'hot' and 'phat'. Looking at her prefered things I just realized she's society's child really, I pity her. And her parents for having to spend money on that shit.

'You obviously don't have a sense of humor or else you'd think they're good, too. You might as well put all of the commercials down! To you, EVERY commercial in the world stinks.'

Every commercial does 'stink.' Nathan you have a sense of humour. You humoured us with posting her ridiculous email and responding to it, inspiring me to also.
The day you go in a commercial, making mankind officially hopeless is the day hell freezes over.

Another thing is this: if you're a guy, you have NO right to judge those feminine commercials unless you've actually tested their product before. How do you know what's what? I can see if you're comin' out of the closet or if you're a woman, but if you're not - what are you talking about? AND what gives? If you're a guy, it really doesn't matter what you think about pad and tampax commercials......or does it?

Im thinking two things: fuuuck, another one of those 'girls'. Another one of those damned feminists to choke whats left of our image. Secondly, is she calling you gay here? I applaud her for trying to make us think something incorrect, a lie. Does she know that lies are the devils work?
I dont understand the bagel bites thing either. They taste horrible and no matter how you cook them they are soggy. Why would she support these? Oh wait! I know!! She's a moron.
I cant comprehend why she brings the fact that your Jewish into this post or why your the one who's the 'scrooge' because you have an opinion and she didnt like it.

'One last thing: there are a couple of commercials that you didn't mention that do stink.'

She has obviously done her damage, I hate it how people kiss ass at the end of emails to even the score or something. You already have a clear image of who she is and what her purpose was, dont waste your breath darling. She then realizes what she wrote, but being 12, cant reach the 'backspace' key to earase her stupidity she decides to freak out, proving her pre-teen angst and loosing whatever dignity she might have been clinging onto.

'And how are you going to tell US what WE think?! Don't know what I mean? What I mean is when you were talking about how NO ONE likes some of the commercials you said! For example you said something like, "I think I speak for everyone when I say that this commercial is getting old..." or something like that.'

Her ignorance really bothers me. Nathan, YOU SPOKE FOR US, you spoke right.
The end bit doesnt make sense. Why would you need to get another persons opinion if your site is produced by you and about YOUR opinions on commercials. Bah. And why the fuck would you want to re look the commercial to 'find out what 2+2 is.' Why, really? It sucks, you hate it. End of story.

sincerly, amber
ps- I passed your 'Dating Nate' test. Let's get married, no?
pps- Looking forward to your thoughts.

You're doing good!

Hey:

I just stumbled onto your website by mistake. I read some of the letters
there, including the letter slopping all over you about "sitting around all
day" with nothing better to do than to bitch about what you don't like.

I wanted to let you know: I think you're doing a great job. Yes, you are a
pretty boy. Maybe that's why this butt-ugly creep felt like he needed to
take a dump on your picnic blanket.

You don't sound like the type of person who lets people like that get you
down, and I admire that. Your response to Butt-Ugly was well-mannered, and
he deserved to be brought down to size.

I wish you the best of success in all of your endeavors. You're going
places, I can tell...

Skw'lapt
Duran Bobb