A lovely response.

Responding to the lovely post by the
Queen of stupid. princess_batgirl@hotmail.com

After writing my opinions I hadnt realized her post was from 1998. Knowing that I wouldnt have written this at all, however I did. So read it.

This email still has me laughing, I'm serious. I teared up. This girl is perhaps biggest weiner I've ever seen. (Not seen, rather spent valuable time reading her bullshit ramblings.) I know you obviously already know all this, however I like relating to people as you enjoy 'fans' or people that worship the ground you walk apon. So as you did I will pick apart this ridiculous email, sharing my wonderful opinions.

I'll start with the link she left. I cant tell if she's gushing about an actor or something on the site, the Romeo person who she regularly mentions, I cant tell if she's 8 or 12. Im wondering what possess a little girl who (quoting you) 'likes 12 year old singers that sing about sex' to even express an opinion on this page. She should grow up just a touch before I could even respect a word from her mouth, she's making a complete fool of herself. Correct me if I'm wrong, or stop reading if you Nathan, disagree.

I'm not even going to begin on how she refers to you as a racist or something along those lines. In this day and age people can never take anything right. If you even look at someone wrong your discriminating. Its getting to the point where we cant even bring up people of other races or religions. Everyone should take a deep breath, pop an asprin and calm the fuck down, not taking everthing so seriously.

Next.

Hahahhahaha-
'And as for other commercials, you have no taste'

Alright, I cant let this one slide. Lets put some things down (taking this purely from her site) a few little things that are to her 'taste' (Things under her 'Other 'Phat' links selection) Nickolodeon, Sony, Something called 'playsite' which Im too terrified to click on. Not to mention that her whole site is worshipping the 12 year old, that I still cant figure out who he is, besides the fact that he's 'hot' and 'phat'. Looking at her prefered things I just realized she's society's child really, I pity her. And her parents for having to spend money on that shit.

'You obviously don't have a sense of humor or else you'd think they're good, too. You might as well put all of the commercials down! To you, EVERY commercial in the world stinks.'

Every commercial does 'stink.' Nathan you have a sense of humour. You humoured us with posting her ridiculous email and responding to it, inspiring me to also.
The day you go in a commercial, making mankind officially hopeless is the day hell freezes over.

Another thing is this: if you're a guy, you have NO right to judge those feminine commercials unless you've actually tested their product before. How do you know what's what? I can see if you're comin' out of the closet or if you're a woman, but if you're not - what are you talking about? AND what gives? If you're a guy, it really doesn't matter what you think about pad and tampax commercials......or does it?

Im thinking two things: fuuuck, another one of those 'girls'. Another one of those damned feminists to choke whats left of our image. Secondly, is she calling you gay here? I applaud her for trying to make us think something incorrect, a lie. Does she know that lies are the devils work?
I dont understand the bagel bites thing either. They taste horrible and no matter how you cook them they are soggy. Why would she support these? Oh wait! I know!! She's a moron.
I cant comprehend why she brings the fact that your Jewish into this post or why your the one who's the 'scrooge' because you have an opinion and she didnt like it.

'One last thing: there are a couple of commercials that you didn't mention that do stink.'

She has obviously done her damage, I hate it how people kiss ass at the end of emails to even the score or something. You already have a clear image of who she is and what her purpose was, dont waste your breath darling. She then realizes what she wrote, but being 12, cant reach the 'backspace' key to earase her stupidity she decides to freak out, proving her pre-teen angst and loosing whatever dignity she might have been clinging onto.

'And how are you going to tell US what WE think?! Don't know what I mean? What I mean is when you were talking about how NO ONE likes some of the commercials you said! For example you said something like, "I think I speak for everyone when I say that this commercial is getting old..." or something like that.'

Her ignorance really bothers me. Nathan, YOU SPOKE FOR US, you spoke right.
The end bit doesnt make sense. Why would you need to get another persons opinion if your site is produced by you and about YOUR opinions on commercials. Bah. And why the fuck would you want to re look the commercial to 'find out what 2+2 is.' Why, really? It sucks, you hate it. End of story.

sincerly, amber
ps- I passed your 'Dating Nate' test. Let's get married, no?
pps- Looking forward to your thoughts.