nomination

Dear Nathan,

I love your site!  I just wanted to take a minute to nominate an addition to your list of commercial offenders (my apologies if you’ve already covered it; I haven’t had time to explore your entire site, just the alphabetical list on the front page.)

I hate, hate, hate the seemingly endless campaign of Herbal Essence commercials!  You know the ones—with the “totally ‘organic’ experience” line that seems to suggest that either the smell or the feel of Herbal Essence hair products will fill in the gaps in your sorry sex life with ecstasy-inducing pleasure.  My husband and I always wince and change the channel when these commercials come on, especially since the vast majority of them seem to air during family TV hour and we are not the sort of parents who relish explaining the whats and whys of an orgasm to our four year old daughter.  

Someone stop the madness!

Thanks, Katrina Swaim

Hey Nathan,

I'm a 4th year marketing student in Ontario, Canada and I came by your website by mistake but I am so glad I did. Me and my class were laughing so hard at your comments - you're brilliant! Keep 'em coming. PS> I've bookmarked your site - a definite keeper!!

Take Care,

Edwyna

Nathan,

Thank you for posting my emails to you onto your website. It's fantastic to be a part of your gold mine of a website. Now the whole world will know of my love for you and my email stalking ways. I hope one day our paths will cross and I'll be able to show you my ass, until then I'll dream of you every time a toe-eating-fungus commercial comes on.

Much booty from your commercial hating, star-crossed lover.

ilovenatealexander @ hotmail.com

ilovenatealexander @ hotmail.com

From: "I love Natey"
Date: Mon Sep 1, 2003 8:26:51 PM US/Pacific
To: Nathan @ Commercialsihate.com

Natey,
First off, your website is one of the best that I've ever come across. It made me laugh harder than I ever have. I usually try not to laugh because I have this weird snort thing going on that tends to scare small children and old people. But this all changed when i read your site. I laughed and snorted away.
I swear you're (<-- note the you're used in proper form) like the god of commercial hatin'. Who needs Zeus when we got Natey. I love your site more than drinking cold beer on a beach while orgasmic men walk by. I also love you. Mind you, my love for you is not in a stalker way where you'd find me peeking through a painting with holes cut out for the eyes, looking at you while you're on the crapper. I hope that one day we shall meet and I'll finally be able to touch that spikey jew head of yours.
much continuous love,
your fellow commercial hater soul mate

p.s i've got the worlds greatest ass.