Nathan,

Thank you for posting my emails to you onto your website. It's fantastic to be a part of your gold mine of a website. Now the whole world will know of my love for you and my email stalking ways. I hope one day our paths will cross and I'll be able to show you my ass, until then I'll dream of you every time a toe-eating-fungus commercial comes on.

Much booty from your commercial hating, star-crossed lover.

ilovenatealexander @ hotmail.com