Tuesday, July 15, 2003

Stalker not-quite-wannabe

From: "Melinda"
Date: Tue Jul 15, 2003 9:59:03 AM US/Pacific
To: nathan @commercialsihate.com
Subject: Stalker not-quite-wannabe

Dear Nathan,
I think you're the handsomest boy in the whole world too, and though I'd really like to stalk you, I just lack that level of energy and commitment. Plus, you might slip and call me Melissa, and that would really piss me off.
Love,
Melinda

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