Tall dark haired DELL boy intern

From: Kristin
Date: Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:52:43 PM US/Pacific
Subject: Tall dark haired DELL boy intern

Well,
I've been watching those DELL commercials, and I must say, that Tall dark haired intern boy is so adorable. I was just curious if anyone knew who he was??? Cmon, id rather watch the commercials with a hot intern, than the DELL commercials with that ugly goofy lookin kid. Sooo..if anyone knows who that cute boy is..lemme know :)
Kristin

Dentyne Ice "subway" commercial

Hi Nathan. My name is Tamara, and I'm curious as to
whether you've seen the newest dentyne ice commercial.
A woman blows her number on the subway window for a
man to read, but he happens to be the only guy without
a pen.

I ask you because I'm a journalist doing a feature on
hairstyles/fashion for spring. A lot of people have
asked me about the woman's haircut, and I can't find a
picture anywhere. Do you have access to a pic, and if
so, would you mind sending it to me? I'd appreciate
anything you could do.
Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Tamara Moin

Commercials I Hate

What do you think about the ZOLOFT commerical where the little ball is depressed, hides under rocks, won't play wth his ladybug friend, and cries all day? After he takes his ZOLFT he is flying and playing with the little bug! And then they have this little weird music muics playing in the background. IT IS SO CUTE!

- LACHAP1

Miller Lite

Ok...Here it comes, I hate the Miller Lite commercial where the 2 broads are fighting,, ripping off clothes and mudwrestling. I'm sick of women on tv shoving their tits in my face, I'm female, straight and not a bad little dancer. I can't turn on the tv without tits and ass in my face, let's turn the tables, let's see some MEN on the tube. Would guys want their ladies to sit there and smile? I watched CSI Miami for weeks it was an awesome program, then 2 weeks ago it was all about which of the 3 women could show the most clevage, it's an investigation show for heaven sakes, they go and collect evidence with a V neck on down to their knees. If I see one more boob implant blonde on the tube I'm going to put a curtain over it and just listen. HEY isn't that "RADIO"?

Catherine Hoffman

your site

Nathan,
How can I thank you for your dedication to keeping a website that speaks the truth and, more importantly, would make me laugh so damn hard? (that was rhetorical) I stumbled across your gem of a site during one of my frequent bouts of insomnia, but even when I was ready to try and get back to sleep, I couldn't pull myself away from the hilarity of your rantings and ravings. I myself am somewhat of a rant-er (or rave-er, but not the dancing type) and tend to lean toward the advertising world for the object of my rage... because lets face it, who can match the awesome stupidity of the advertising world? (also rhetorical) So, all this to say thank you, and I wish you well in your dreams in TV/Film... I'm heading that way myself. Oh yeah, thank you SO much for telling that dream-weaver-catcher faggot that he's a dumb ass... I hate air force "punks".
-jon-

hahah - love your site, Nathan

Hi Nathan,

I found your site by a search for listings on "Carlina
Employee of the Month". I happen to love that
commercial in a love to hate it sort of way. I wrote
about it on my web site, as well.

Anyway, your site made me really laugh and I had to
let you know. It's one of the best I've ever stumbled
on.
Thanks for the entertainment.

Sincerely,
Marion (nippies.com)

Dreamweavercatcher

Subject: Commercials I Hate
Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 03:06:05 -0400
From: "dreamweavercatcher" (dreamweavercatcher@msn.com)
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

It's an amazing society we live in these days. I mean when some lonely pretty boy punk has nothing better to do than to sit around and bitch about the shit being shown on TV--and then to actually dedicate the time and effort to making a web site about it, just flat out amazes me. I know when I see shit on TV I don't like, I just change the fucking channel, it's that simple. But then again I don't have the time to sit around and watch TV to the point of being motivated enough to contribute a tremendous portion of my life to analyse commercials--give me a fucking break. If you've got that much time on your hands, why don't you do the world a favor and piss on a high output electrical generator. That would be something worth showing on TV. But the world does need people like you--those that pursue and acheive a college degree, and then become a tree stump and do nothing but bitch and moan about something they have no control over. Then there's folks like me--people that use their head and do cool shit, like teach young men and women how to fly F-15 fighters for a living, make damn good money for it, have bragging rights, and have everything else a person could ask for. But I suppose these variations in our society just keeps the economy balanced in our wonderful country. Sincerely, A highly motivated, dedicated, never going to quit kicking ass, red-blooded American.

Rufus

Subject: Rufus
Date: Fri, 24 May 2002 11:39:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: Norma

I love Rufus! I want to adopt his sister. No such luck of that happening so please, can you tell
this not so young lady what breed he is? Thank you.

I DON'T work for GATORADE

Subject: gatorade
Date: Wed, 3 Apr 2002 21:38:04 EST
From: LAWENTERP@aol.com
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

The Alpine Snow frost was my favorite flavor and it was stopped
being made.
So I would really appreciate if you can please start making the
Alpine Snow
Frost thank you.

Subject: Re: gatorade
Date: Wed, 03 Apr 2002 19:57:38 +0000
From: Nathan Alexander <nathan @ commercialsihate.com>
To: LAWENTERP@aol.com

I'm pretty sure you know I don't work for Gatorade,
since I said all those nasty things about Gatorade on my website.
I'm afraid I don't have the capacity to start making Alpine Snow.
I can pee, but that's about the best I can do.

-Nathan Alexander
Commercials I Hate

Subject: Re: gatorade
Date: Thu, 4 Apr 2002 09:46:14 EST
From: LAWENTERP@aol.com
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

please please please start making Alpine Snow.

Subject: hi
Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2002 15:47:13 EDT
From: LAWENTERP@aol.com
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

make Alpine Snow for the US

Subject: Re: hi
Date: Mon, 08 Apr 2002 16:10:54 -0400
From: <nathan @ commercialsihate.com>
To: LAWENTERP@aol.com<

Perhaps I didn't make it clear enough
that I do not work for Gatorade
and have no affiliation with Gatorade whatsoever.

I have had absolutely no involvement in the decision to discontinue
the "Frost" Alpine Snow flavor, and I'm actually glad
about it because I think the flavor was a bonehead move in the
first place. I think we all know what snow tastes like, Alpine
or not. If I want a beverage that tastes like snow, I will drink
the Burbank tap water that comes out of my kitchen faucet. I
often do.

I'd also like to point out that Gatorade is absolutely loaded
with sodium, despite its vague claim of "Low Sodium"
on the label.
It's true that the sodium level is low compared to a
canister of table salt, but the sodium level in Gatorade is higher,
not lower than competing sports drinks like Powerade.

You would be much better off drinking water, which, as I have
already pointed out, tastes
exactly like snow. If you drink Evian you are actually drinking
melted Alpine snow straight from the fucking Alps.

If you are looking for a beverage comparable to the old Gatorade
Frost, I'd like to suggest Powerade's Arctic Shatter, a white
variety that tastes like the sugar-water kids feed to
caterpillars in an 8th grade Biology class.

If that's not close enough for you, why not take grapefruit
juice and dilute it 10:1 with soapy dishwater? That's what the
stuff always tasted like to me.

If you have any further concerns, I suggest you take it up
with the Gatorade people.
Thank you so much,

Nathan Alexander
Commercials I Hate

Subject: Re: hi
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 2002 21:19:38 EDT
From: LAWENTERP@aol.com
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

Do you know the email address for the Gatorade people.

Subject: Re: Re: hi
Date: Tue, 09 Apr 2002 13:29:05 -0400
From: <nathan @ commercialsihate.com>
To: LAWENTERP@aol.com

I've managed to deduce from our previous correspondence that
you have access to something called the internet. It may interest
you to know that the internet is not only a way to annoy strangers,
but also a powerful research tool. You may find special web sites
called "search engines," devoted to finding things.
A popular one can be found at http://www.google.com . Why not
search for "Gatorade" and see where it takes you? Happy
hunting, and good luck in the wide open world of the internet!

Nathan Alexander
Commercials I Hate

Angry Pizza Driver

Subject: Commercials I Hate
Date: Thu, 26 Jul 2001 10:37:15 GMT
From: Angry Pizza Driver

Nathan Alexander,
I like your criticism of the DiGiorno commercial except for the last
sentence. It reads, "What are you supposed to answer to 'Who delivered?' I
would have said 'Some loser in a hatchback.'" It's fine to criticize stupid
TV commercials in the brilliant and hilarious way you have throughout your
site, but to slam hard-working employees is quite another thing. Please
change the last sentence so as to not insult pizza delivery drivers. We are
not losers and most of us drive better cars than a hatchback.
It's appalling that people want pizza delivery and don't respect the
service.

Pizza driver homepage
http://tipthepizzaguy.com