Wednesday, April 23, 2003

To Nathan thank you

Nathan I just wanted to thank you for your web site.I love reading what others have to say about those annoying comercials that drive us all crazy.If it was not for your brilliant idea we would probably be going crazy and wishing we could just shoot ourselfs so we did not have to endure another bad commercial.Please keep up the good work!!! Thank you again.
NightFillysStar

Saturday, April 19, 2003

Parents: The Anti-Drug

This commercial has been played TO DEATH.  I've heard that some people can recite every line, verbatem.  I'm am so tired of seeing it.  Granted, drug use is a serious problem.  But the commercial encourages parents to make accusations without foundation.  The only thing this commercial has done for me is to remind me of how crummy my childhood was.  I have never been remotely interested in drugs, and so are many other people, and I hate being falsely accused.  That aside, the commercial is so overexposed, it's overkill. 

- Metevault

Friday, April 18, 2003

Commercials I hate

Dear Nathan of Commercials Hate,

I tried, but I just couldn't resist emailing you to inform you of my great enjoyment of your website! It is, in a word, brilliant. I applaud you in your investigation of the Gatorade Mystery Flavors. Possitively hillarious!

I have 1 question though. You said in the letters archive that the shown email was the first obsessive fan letter. Do you get more? That one was really creepy, although funny. Very obsessed.

Well, being I am pretty sure you plenty of emails like this, I just had to put in my 2 cents. Keep doing this! Don't listen to Dreamweavercatcher. He knows nothing. Nothing, I tell you.

Oh, I almost forgot. I totally loved the Taco Bell Dog. I know the whole "Gordita" anthem song thing by heart (very pathetic, but I thought it was adorable...). I am sorry you don't like his cute lil commercials. Oh well, we all can't be fans of small, almost naked, talking dogs.

A Fan, Kristina

Monday, March 31, 2003

The Ebonics Twins

Subject: *EVERYTHING*
10:49:40 03/31/03 Mon (168.184.90.10)
From: "Trice and Cape"
(BlackPrincess59@hotmail.com)
(Cape1986@hotmail.com)
To: nathan @ commercialsihate.com

first of all, the zoom zoom thing was funny as hell. Da thing wit da candy bar was jus a lil DISTURBING u havent gotten any pussy lately have you ? You certainly have absolutely no life if u sit at home and crack on other commercials...it kinda looks like the ONLY WAY you would have sex was if u WERE to give her two diamonds. LOL There are also alot of places where ppl cant write checks...AND ONLY STUPID WHITE PPL WOULD GO SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEIR ID'S SORRY TO SAY BUT THE TRUTH HURTS... the guy in the tattoo commercial was not ugly. The cingular wireless explanation was GAY if ure gonna crack..crack to where ppl will understand...it might help..and people like OLIVE GARDEN!
well nice talkin to ure sick ass LOL we'll holla or should i put it in white term...WE'll HOLLER at u later
your lovely email senders
cape and tricey
HOLLA=HOLLER (white people)

Friday, March 14, 2003

A little gratitude

Dude, I am a professional voice-over 'artist' (why can't they come up with
a better name for that?) and I have to say that I enjoy this website
tremendously, as well as your sense of humor. Thanks for letting me vent
on your forum from time to time, I really appreciate it. I'll stop there
lest I be labeled an "asskisser".

Have a great day & good luck with your career in creative services.

ann

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

I bet she lost

Subject: question.
From: Jen
Date:Tue, 11 Mar 2003 22:10:15 -0600

Have you ever heard of a commercial for a Chicago insurance agency where a giant chicken lays an egg on the top of a car and the girls get out of the car and say, "Look at those low rates"?  If you have could you send me the name of the company...I'm trying to win a bet!
 
Thanks
Jen

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Your Website

Nathan,

Stumbled across your website - I had to leave - my sides hurt from
laughing (my wife thought I was having some kind of attack). Thanks for
brightening my day.

Brian M. Coleman

Sunday, February 23, 2003

Tall dark haired DELL boy intern

From: Kristin
Date: Sun Feb 23, 2003 2:52:43 PM US/Pacific
Subject: Tall dark haired DELL boy intern

Well,
I've been watching those DELL commercials, and I must say, that Tall dark haired intern boy is so adorable. I was just curious if anyone knew who he was??? Cmon, id rather watch the commercials with a hot intern, than the DELL commercials with that ugly goofy lookin kid. Sooo..if anyone knows who that cute boy is..lemme know :)
Kristin

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

Dentyne Ice "subway" commercial

Hi Nathan. My name is Tamara, and I'm curious as to
whether you've seen the newest dentyne ice commercial.
A woman blows her number on the subway window for a
man to read, but he happens to be the only guy without
a pen.

I ask you because I'm a journalist doing a feature on
hairstyles/fashion for spring. A lot of people have
asked me about the woman's haircut, and I can't find a
picture anywhere. Do you have access to a pic, and if
so, would you mind sending it to me? I'd appreciate
anything you could do.
Thanks for your time.

Sincerely,
Tamara Moin

Sunday, February 09, 2003

Commercials I Hate

What do you think about the ZOLOFT commerical where the little ball is depressed, hides under rocks, won't play wth his ladybug friend, and cries all day? After he takes his ZOLFT he is flying and playing with the little bug! And then they have this little weird music muics playing in the background. IT IS SO CUTE!

- LACHAP1