hey i saw your website

hey wuts up... i went to ur website commercials i hate .com and thought it was really funnie, im suprised u dont have any newer ones like the quiznos sponge monkey thinggys or the muppets pizza hut 4 for all. but the real reason im writing you is because i saw your pcture on the about me section and i think your really sexy. well just thought id tell ya

 Y hailey

Gay Marriage Rant

Nathan,

First of all I would like to say THANK YOU for what you said!  You put it very clear in your rant about Bush and gay marriage.  He said, and this is a direct quote, that gay marriage would "compromise his beliefs".  Is it not a compromise of a gay person's beliefs to NOT wed their true love?  It's absolutely absurd; why should HIS beliefs govern a total stranger's life?

And I thought that you might enjoy that the fact that the term you used in your analogy, a blue person, is the same term in Russian as a homosexual.  If you think a guy is gay in Russia, you think he's blue!  I found that to be very interesting.

Now I must confess that I am a first time visitor, and even now I have yet to view your site, but I throughly enjoyed that rant so much that I just had to write you.  Would you mind at all if I used your statements (like in my near daily debates with my father on voting or not voting for Bush)?  They are very convincing, and throw a very interesting and thought provoking spin on this whole issue.  Thanks again!

Shannon

A commercial I hate

One serious commercial I really hate. The McDonald Commercial where a young lady is sitting on a couch. She is saying stuff like are "you lookin at my chicken." Then some other gay quotes like: "Whose big dippers are they!?! They're mine."  After that I wanted to come over and throw the nuggets at her. Then shoot myself.

Ryan

exucse me

Name: aubrie
Date: Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:40:20 PM US/Pacific
Subject: exucse me

uhh.. can you send me pictures of alex and brit? so i have my hair cut like them thankyou.

thanks

Thanks for your web-site. 

Thanks for taking the time to show the world the insulting assault of these lame, useless and over paid advertising twits out there in TV land.  I think that if they pulled a bum off the street and gave him a hamburger he could write better commercial, then maybe pass the savings onto the consumer.

I’m not an American, well I am a member of North America, Canada to be precise, but, long live America anyways.  The use of which in commercials pisses me off.  I mean, if you live in Brazil, you are also an American, well South American.  Not to mention, Panama, Mexico, etc.

Keep forging forward.

BTW, we get all your commercials up here since Canadians can only write good comedy shows and not drama, we scab your shows.  One that I hate is the F**kin Soyata ones from Rochester New York shown on Fox.  It’s that one that shows the computer box, which looks like a cow, being shipped all over the world.  Isn’t Gateway in the US?  Do they think we are all stupid?

John Mack

your site

Just wanted to say that you are a riot. I loved your site and I love your humor. Thanks for the laughs, I needed them!

- Mrs. Kim Sondy

hey Nathan,

First off, this isn't a "what the *censored* is wrong with you?"
email. That's the good news. This also isn't a scathing rant on a
new commercial I think you should hate too. Nor is my name Melissa.

I am sincerely thinking about going into advertising as a career
choice and--I know I am probably shooting myself in the foot here
but what the heck--what would you suggest should be done about
commercials? What would make them better? Now's your chance to
talk to the future of the industry and I'm listening.

Lastly, I loved your site. Very humorous, very insightful. And
I've wasted enough of your time now. And I'm curious as to how
you're going to rip me apart.

Can't think of a good way to sign off on this,
Ashley

I LOVE IT

Dear Nathan,
Regardless of what that Dream Catcher guy says, I love your site and I would have to agree with you. Commercialism is getting dumber and uglier by the minute. I am glad someone has dedicated a site about it.
Keep it up!
Susan

where do babies come from-safe auto commercial

hi nathan.. i jus wanna say your "ihatecommericial" articles are HILARIOUS and SOO TRUE.. that evil fungus creature ripping off that dudes toe nail freaked the shit outta me. i was forced to change the channel or look away or close my ears and yell (LALALALA) whenever it came on, ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M EATING... you should write an article on those damn safe auto commercials. they are so DUMB and POINTLESS i don't know how they're thinking of attracting people to their insurance company. and you're a total hottie i can't believe you're still single.. ttyl

- Shira M

Bwaaaaaaaaaaahaha!

Please excuse the outburst in the subject, but I just stumbled upon your site during a search for that accursed Quizno's commercial done by the... wierdo at rathergood.com. I must say it's rather nice to see someone else taking offense to the patronizing ads around today. I just tend to bitch about and make fun of the commercials with my circle of friends (or the occasional stranger). Should you have time to answer, I have but one question for you: What's your opinion of the Dell 'bootcamp' commercial? If it is on your site, don't bother answering as I'm still working my way through. I work in a local computer repair shop and I found it amusing, to say the least. Dell's support is God-aweful (should you even be able to understand what they're saying whilst reading the 'support script'). 'Are you ready to quit yet?!' "I still don't know how to format a hard drive!" And you won't unless you take an A+ class. Um, yea. I do have one positive thing to say about the 'big-name OEM's... without them turning out crap, I would be unemployed.

Auf Wiederlesen!

- endy

P.S. - For a laugh, check out Gateway's rating at www.resellerratings.com I've never seen it higher than 1.0 (that was for 3 hours).